Computer 101 at Cuckoo Nest University
From Cuckoo Nest University, Computer 101, taught by Cuckoo Nest Prof. Guru Guru, take notes he says. This is very, underline very, important, nay vitally important, search engine optimization advice: Make sure you take take words from your page and put them in your title.
But, you protest, isn’t that a bit boring? Oh no you are told. That is what spiders like. That means your content is really and truly there. This guru then tells you your keywords must also reflect your title, your description and the content on the page. Oh, you say, that is boring, all that repetition. Tsk, tsk, says guru, clearly escaped from the asylum, that is what spiders like. And listen kid, you stupid novice, obviously doomed to failure, wasting my time, and obviously going to make a total botched job. Just make sure these same words are used in the first fifty words and more than once so that the spider, yes darling, the spider knows you are a serious writer. Well, to quote Bill, gimme a break.
Be patient. You’re half way through the basic entry level course at Cuckoo Nest University, Computer Nightmare 101, subtitled Professor Guru’s Computer Garbage for Idiots. And your page descriptions are perfect. Now that you’ve mastered Level 1, your next professor will shepherd you through Level 2.
Right. Here we go. Basic info, you stupid kids who ought to go out for the football team, knocking each other down, and damaging your cruciate ligaments, instead of bothering me, how is your website doing? No ranking? Show me your meta tags. Just what I thought.. Get your pencils out, you morons. Underline the following. Three times. Duplication is out. Duplication is scorned by the spiders. Spiders ignore, hate, despise duplication. Hey. Sit down. You got to wait for the bell. Where do you think you’re going, going, going going?.
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